Deep impressions

‘Did it hurt?’

‘No. Well, a bit.’

‘What will your Ammi say?’

‘She’ll be cool. No big deal. Raised eyebrows, a shake of her head, maybe some extra work for me to do around the house. But she’ll take it well, you’ll see. After all, we don’t live in the dark ages anymore.’

But masking my anxiety with false bravado is not helping. I leave my friend and make my way home feeling a little sick in the stomach. Where is that euphoria – that feeling of supreme confidence and utter control – of power – that I had felt when the cold black ink had first spurted its way into my clear blemishless skin?

Ammi-jaan is in the....

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Words from the Wise

"This is nice"

Jim Tucker

Assistant Editor

Underground Voices

"Some really compelling writing in this"

Camille Alexa

Flash Fiction Editor

Abyss & Apex

"This story sticks"

Anonymous

Editors 1, 2 and 3 (of 6)

Flashquake

"I like this"

Antonios

Editor

Vestal Review

"I like it"

Dash

Editor

Expanded Horizons

The National Sea Life Centre in Birmingham, UK

The gigantic eye swivels around to gaze at me unblinkingly. The cavernous mouth opens to take in water and the yawning hollow beckons the naive morsel with promises of unseen delights. The tail swishes lazily and with one smooth fluid stroke, the glistening streamlined body undulates forward several feet.

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the reflections bouncing off the water’s surface die out to reveal an unremarkable area of water totally devoid of any life. Of the microscopic dwarf Goby there is no sign, as though it had never existed except perhaps as a figment of my imagination....

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"We love your article"

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Associate Editor

Tropical Fish Hobbyist

Owls in the bathroom

There’s not much to do when you are bed-ridden with only the bed bugs and mosquitoes for company, other than to stare at the ceiling, count the cracks and calculate exactly how much time the square inch of paint will take to peel right off and fall on you. So when the doctor ordered complete bed rest for an excruciating back pain recently, this is pretty much all I did.

Of the bed bugs and mosquitoes, there’s precious little to tell. They visited me often and at all hours of day and night, the bed bugs whispering local gossip into my ears and the mosquitoes bringing tidings from far off places. The paint ...

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1190 words
Humour
Canada publication

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"This was fun to read"

Lorna Loveless

Editor

BackHome

"Lovely story"

Nicola Ross

Editor

Alternatives

"A clever and feisty tale - and a nice reminder that we should not underestimate how clever and nimble our fellow creatures truly are."

Erica Dorpalen

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Orion

"Your story is written in an interesting style - very expressive. The unusual situation of having
an owl sitting on your toilet bowl is a great image."

David Peters

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Fried Fiction

"This author has a knack for dry humor layered into complex language. There are many nicely-turned phrases in this piece"

Anonymous

Manuscript Reader

Quality Fiction

"It has merit"

Veronica Ross

Manuscript Reader

Antigonish Review

"We very much enjoyed reading it"

Tim Kroenert

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Eureka Street

"Interesting concept, an owl in the toilet"

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Flashquake

"I enjoyed reading the opening paragraph"

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Flashquake

The ties that bind

I am around eight years old and totally flummoxed. My mother has just posed the following conundrum to me:
“Two pairs of mothers and daughters went to the market and bought three lemons. They each got a whole lemon. How is that possible?”

Resisting the urge to just stare at her and blurt out that she is joking, I carefully go over the riddle word by word. After five minutes of straining the grey cells, I am nowhere near the answer. Five more frustrating minutes with numerous fractions worked out infront of me, and I utterly give up. Mum smiles and explains, “The two pairs were: a Grandmother, a Mother...

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"I liked this essay... I thought your subject and tone were interesting... The description of the family writing its history is very funny... I do like the topic and think there's gentle comedy and potentially something profound about the piece... I'd love to have this essay... You did a marvelous job of bringing the essay to a conclusion, and I had the good kind of chill going down my back as I read your final paragraph. You cogently and eloquently explained the reason for this endearing tradition, and I suspect that many Americans may end up being more than a little jealous of not having such a tradition after reading your account and its meaning... Again, this was really a wonderful result... Congratulations."

Elizabeth Rosen

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Ducts

"I thought this was a very interesting story and compelling to read"

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Scribblers and Ink Spillers

Present from the past

Helen Blackwell’s birthday was fast approaching. That is to say, it was about eight months away, but when one is your best friend, you can’t plan too far enough in advance. And on her 40th, I was determined to pull out all stops.

Helen and I had been friends since childhood. We grew up together, went to the same school, attended colleges in neighbouring towns and got married within a few months of each other. We knew each other’s families like our own and each other’s thoughts better than ourselves. I knew she would want an unusual gift that would complete her special day. Not cosmetics, she...
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1215 words
Humour
UK publication
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"It is a really lovely piece, and well written... I really enjoyed the article as it is a lovely, light, read on a family history theme... I am sure it will make a lovely feature... Thank you for the funny illustrations"

Karen Clare

(Acting) Editor

Practical Family History

"It's a lovely story"

Debbie Attewell

Editor

Candis

What's in a name?

“Once upon a time,” I begin my story, “there lived a king whose name was…” Here I stop. Henry? No, too common. John? Too short. George? Nah, I keep misspelling it while typing fast. Besides, why am I limiting this to English names? The story certainly doesn’t require it.

Let’s begin again. “His name was…” Mbwango? Hmm, a bit of a tongue twister. Kwon Yun Ming Chan? Too long. Muhammad? Not exclusive enough, too prolific and popular. Dmitri? Suddenly I’m trying too hard – and am still stuck on the first page of what was supposed to be my masterpiece.

One of my major problems when writing any story isn’t...
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Humour
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"I definitely enjoyed it!"

Moira Allen

Publisher

Writing World

"I thought your article was great fun and it was a pleasure to be involved in it! All (the) best, Debby"

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The Ex-Wife's Survival Guide, etc.

"(Your) article (was) very interesting"

David Nobbs

Best-selling Author

The Reginald Perrin books series, etc.

Who are you? (How to write a good bio)

“Please provide a short third-person bio along with your submission.” The usual polite request beams up at me cheerfully from the guidelines of a well-known magazine. It is just what I have been dreading.

If you are the type who breaks out in sweat when asked to introduce yourself infront of a sea of strange questioning faces, then you are not alone. It is the single worst request in the world guaranteed to put anyone in an anxious quandary. What to reveal? How much of it? Why do they want to know anyway? Now visualise the number of onlookers multiplied by a few thousands, as in the readership of a...
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2270 words
Humour
UK publication
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